*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*
why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.
i didn’t do a single thing i was supposed to over break
i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now
i think you’re still technically gay
omg my cousin from New York knows that guy that sings the “rude” song and they’re friends on Facebook and he had a thing for her but she wasn’t into it LMAO
didn’t she know he was human too?
one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home
“Truth or dare”
“What’s your credit card number”
if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything
That moment when you don’t want a conversation to end but don’t know what else to say