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soulbrotherv2:

All lost in a book.  Another image that will never make it into the mainstream media.

thecarvingwitch:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

arzevark:

when u at a concert & ur favorite band member looks u in the eye

image

kaijubat:

moment of silence for all the star trek promos that look like awkward prom photos

  • Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

emojipayne:

why do people pretend like zayn isn’t superior 

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

gotitforcheap:

"so what hair cut do you want today sir?"
"hmm..give me the dreamcast graphics"

asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

  • my bf: *doesnt reply*

  • me: [fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
  • my bf: my bad I had to pee. 

  • me: I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛