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  • citizen: it's a bird!
  • citizen: it's a plane!
  • *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
  • superman: it's a metaphor

deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

qaming:

me in science

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joincidence-with-a-c:

whyd you only reblog me when youre high

mc-coolin:

find someone that will watch fucked up anime with you at 2 in the morning

fenixethekid:

nonbinarymermaid:

epic-vines:

vine by: Garrison Sigmun

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

SHUT YOUR WHORE HUMAN MOUTH

grimelords:

Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.

tffnyblws:

thesharpestdildos:

what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT

outraged:

I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off

cherenigans:

do you think whoever was designing the default netflix avatar made a mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at the result for so long that the whole design team decided to keep it

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kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again